seriously i just wanna be friends
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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