I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
why is half of my head shaved?
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