Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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