porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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