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the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me