The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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