I'm drive I can fine osifer
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
