I'm going to jail i love you
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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