It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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