there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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