): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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