Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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