I'm drive I can fine osifer
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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