this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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