I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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