i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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