Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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