Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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