Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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