Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This is my gift to your gina
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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