lets start a swedish sibling band together
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You coming home soon, man?
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Dear god my vagina.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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