Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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