You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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