Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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