Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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