yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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