'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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