Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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