honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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