its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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