that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Still dying that you shit outside
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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