You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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