i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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