yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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