drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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