I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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