I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just found puke in my bra..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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