just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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