Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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