How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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