morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.