East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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