Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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