id be glad to
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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