I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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