if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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