A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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