I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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