I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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