I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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