Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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