so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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