doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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