just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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