guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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